By day, I'm a domestic violence prosecutor. By night, I read romance to restore my faith in love, relationships, and humanity in general.
Dain turned his moody black gaze upon her. "Now, as to you, Miss Termagant Trent--"
"I love these pet names," she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes. "Nitwit. Sapskull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter!"
And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor!