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Heidi Hart

By day, I'm a domestic violence prosecutor. By night, I read romance to restore my faith in love, relationships, and humanity in general. 

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Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - Allie Brosh

      If you were sitting quietly on your couch, waiting for your girlfriend to come back inside so you could finish watching your movie, and while you were waiting, someone called you up and said, 'I'll give you a million dollars if you can guess what's going to happen next,' you absolutely would not guess 'I am going to be brutally and unexpectedly attacked by a goose in my own home.' Even if you had a hundred guesses, you would not guess that.

      But that's exactly what happened to Duncan. 

 

I haven't even finished the book yet, and Allie already gets ALL THE STARS!