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Heidi Hart

By day, I'm a domestic violence prosecutor. By night, I read romance to restore my faith in love, relationships, and humanity in general. 

Seven Hours of My Life I'll Never Get Back

A Girl's Guide to Vampires  - Katie MacAlister

The beginning is really slow and kind of confusing. Main character Joy and her friend Roxy have their romantic fortunes told by a third friend, Miranda. It's confusing because the scene is told in past tense initially, then completed via a flashback while Roxy and Joy are going home. Why? Who knows?

 

Then Roxy and Joy go to Moravia. Roxy wants to meet vampires; Joy doesn't believe in them, but soon starts having her thoughts invaded by one.

 

Both Roxy and Joy are Too Stupid To Live, and any semi-alert reader will figure out the plot twists long before they do. This is the start of a series, but it was all I could do to finish this first installment; I'm not going to bother with the rest.